Joke - Different When You're Married

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED.........................

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask.

He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

Sexy drinks

Have you ever read a book, been to a bar, or overheard someone order a drink like Sex on the Beach, Slippery Nipple or Love Potion? I used to laugh, thinking these drinks weren't real. Believe me they are!

I found a fun site on the internet: www.BarBug.com
Check it out. It will give you recipes to make some drinks that are unbelievable.

Here's one: Wet Dream (gin, apricot brandy, grenadine and lemon juice)

Just a tidbit of information. Have a good day!